My Life is One Big Shelf;

collegehumor:

The cutest mop around.

(Source: College Humor)

2 days ago

”

And then his arm came round me, solid, safe, and drew me firmly back against the shelter of his chest, and I felt peace, and turned my face against the pillow, and I slept.

Susanna Kearsley, from The Winter Sea (thanks, thevorpalsword)

(Source: the-final-sentence)

2 days ago

When I'm hitting on a girl and run out of things to talk about

dtobguy:

dtobratio:

It’s all like…

Follow DTOBRATIO so that we show up on your dashboard. Believe me…you’ll want us there :D

http://dtobratio.tumblr.com/

2 days ago

collegehumor:

High Five

(Source: collegehumor.comc)

2 days ago

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: NezumiPi

Hello, new recruits of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our organization and remind you of the awesome responsibility you are about to undertake. In addition, I would like to clarify a few misconceptions which you may have heard about from senior staff:

The Helicarrier is not sentient and it is unnecessary to thank it profusely every time a door opens or closes, nor does it need to be regularly “scratched behind the ears”.

Unicycles are not an acceptable mode of employee transportation. No exceptions, not even for Agent Barton.

While Mr. Stark is a valued contractor, he has not ever been granted the title of Supreme Allied Commander and if he wants to retain the title of “mister” he will stop signing his emails that way.

There is no such title as Burrito Supreme Allied Commander and I swear to god, Stark, if you ever hack into my email again while I’m using it, I will shove a boot so far up your ass you’ll be spitting out shoelaces.]

6 days ago

memosfromfury:

ghostingthespace:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: isthisfondue

Captain Rogers reminded that briefing notes are official documents, the margins of which should not be used for drawing caricatures of fellow agents.

As charming as Agent Barton looks in a tutu while riding a unicycle on a tightrope and juggling puppy-sized elephants, it is highly inappropriate.]

((OH MY GOD, THAT ILLUSTRATION.))

6 days ago

memosfromfury:

[Submited by: harryhadouken

Reports of Agent Coulson’s death were exaggerated for the purposes of a “team-building exercise” for the Avengers Initiative. As such, all speculations about Agent Coulson being a clone/zombie/robot/alternate-universe-duplicate/whatever must cease immediately. He’s fine

Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are asked to stop taking tissue samples for the purposes of testing for clone degeneration or synthetic skin. It wasn’t funny the first time.]

6 days ago

collegehumor:

“Gurl…You MUST be tripping!”

1 week ago

tattoolit:

my boyfriend’s tattoo. the first line of my favourite poem.

i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new